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| urrr.. masters came for a x-country meet @ rcds..... Campbell is on the team!
i was looking for her!! I declare to day Camppbell Apriciation DAY!!!!
well i howe a ton o hmwrk and i havesoooo much to finish....
umm i'v not herd of the GREEN VAN in a while
HURD is have a noacho sale for katrina efforts 2marrow
Bakesale @kates house!!!! not really but invite only
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| akkkkk sckool is starting!!!! freshaman year- 3 wks into it- i can say suck a**
well umm yeah here somthing to lyao i no i did
Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: “I must find a more suitable host body.”
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask, “did you hear that cable snapping sound?”
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit balls at the ceiling.
Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
Blow your nose on your sleeve.
Bring a camera, take pictures of everybody in the elevator.
Bring a chair along.
Call out, “Group hug!” and enforce it.
Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
Clutch your stomach and gasp.
Collect an elevator tax.
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: “Got enough air in there?”
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your “personal space.”
Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, “That’s mine!”
Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
Give each passenger a round of applause as they enter or leave.
Give each passenger a ticket and remind them that door prize drawing is in half an hour.
Go into extreme detail explaining how you were trapped in an elevator once for two days.
Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
Greet everyone with a smile and a handshake, then ignore them.
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
Guard the button panel so no one can touch it. Growl and bite at anyone’s fingers who attept to cross you.
Hold the elevator door open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, “Hi John, how’s your day been?”
Hug yourself.
If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler, "Bad touch!"
Jump up when the elevator reaches a stop.
Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they want to play.
Lean against the button panel.
Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.
Lick gummy bears and stick them to things (the walls, the buttons, the passengers, etc.)
Meow occasionally.
On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go “plink” at the bottom.
Open a lemonade stand.
Place police tape (CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS) on the inside of the doors.
Pour water on the front of your trousers, so it looks like you have wet yourself, tell everyone who comes in to the elevator, that you had a little accident.
Preach about the end of the world.
Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
Read a book upside down.
Say "Ding!" at each floor.
Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, “I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in.”
Scratch yourself.
Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.
Sing “Mary had a little lamb” while continually pushing buttons.
Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, i know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!" to the tune of "camp town lady".....pause.....repeat....continually.
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce “You’re one of THEM!” and move to the far corner of the elevator.
Untie one shoe, then tie the other. Repeat.
Walk in circles. Change directions when you hit a passenger.
Wave hands wildly at invisible flies buzzing around your head.
Wear “X-Ray Specs” and leer suggestively at other passengers.
When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming let me out!
When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
When the doors open, pretend you did it with your mind.
When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
When the elevator reaches another passenger’s floor, scream and collapse in front of the door.
When there’s only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn’t you.
While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, “hide it...quick!” then whistle innocently.
Whistle the first seven notes of “It’s a Small World” incessantly.
continuoiusly talking is fun as well, aspecially if it is about obscure topics, or if its in a really monotonous voice, if you do both, you cant lose
When you walk in with a crowd of people, dont turn around. that one is my favorite one. | | |
| omg i was in the high school joke forum and this was the best joke....
some of them are way good.. others are a desperate cry for help
i got this from a website because i figured we needed some new stuff....so when shopping.....
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her in an official tone,'I think we have a code 3 in housewares,' and see what happens.
5. Put a box of Smarties on lay-away.
6. Move 'CAUTION WET FLOOR' signs to carpetted areas.
7. Set up a tent in the sports section; tell others you'll only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why won't you people leave me alone?'
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the sports section, ask the clerk if the gun comes with anti depressant prescriptions?
11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible'.
12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'.
15. Go into the fitting room and yell real loud ......'Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!
my most fav are 6-11
lol
cant stop laughing
ps: 1 was a little inapropreate sry
lol
OXOXOXOX
n00ooOObifyed!!!!! | | |
| Hey and howdy.....
its been forever and a day scince the last time i xangaed
well i've been busy
so busy i don't have the time to finish my FREAKING hwrk
omg
i went 2 see natioal treasure this weekend ...
it was way coool
if ur a mucho grande lamo skweemish person
don't see the movie
people are preseved naturally-
by being froxen...
and might still be alive if the were un frozen...
but they would be way old and die any way
welll after that enlightening movie
i made a ginger bread house on thursday...
mucho granda cool
sooo cool its like that prehistorik guy in national treasure coool....
now thats wayy cool
sooo my friend andrew... told me he read my xanga....
sarah was mad @ me for not xangaing in such a freaking long time
well this n00b is signing out
in a few min of the ets-(minuets)
i asked this litte kid- 4 and a half
if he cool be any animal wut tood he be....
he said hed be a baffalo
my sister said a wombat
(correct anamal spellin in ur comment please)
and i would be the state fish of hawaii-
Humuhumukununukuapua'a
.... i love that... for real its a way real fish
search it if u don't belive me
i am in study hall so peeps think i am way weird
for laughing in the middle of class | | |
| so todai
sports was let out early....
we were sent to homeroom
for yet another EMERGENCY meeting about........
THE GREEN VAN!!!!!!!
it has struck for the 3rd frekin time
soon i all going to personally hancuff
the dude that is doing this
he shortened valvuable b-ball time!!!
i am insulted... my leader will hear of this....
or maybey he has.....
omg omg omg
now the peeps that take the train home have an escort!!!!
how outragous....
Ok
SARAH is bullying me
make sure your parents take u home.....
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